

Hi
Dear Friends,
My gosh! It is almost Spring! My daughter Jane’s birthday! March
21. Perhaps it is a phenomenon that occurs as we get older, but
time is moving at an unusually fast pace it seems. I do stop to
meditate and slow down and sometimes ask myself two questions that
a friend taught me recently to get into the present time zone, instead
of the past or future where our minds often seem to roam. “Where
am I?”....Answer....“Here”......”What time is it?” Answer,”Now”.......But
as soon as I am back in the Now of the world, I find I am doing
a number of things at one time. Do you suppose it is the electronic
world that is propelling us along at such a speed? Phone, FAX and
computer seem to be bringing instant answers to questions and we
are sailing on to another question and “busyness” prevails. On the
back of my calendar I promised to tell the story of the picture
of Leo the Lion and me (which I used for the month of March ). Since
this is March, perhaps I should tell it to those of you who check
in on my monthly letter.
One day, many years ago, when I was under contract to MGM, the studio
decided to give a grand luncheon on one of their huge sound stages
for MGM affiliates from all over the world who were visiting and being
entertained by the “Big Whigs”. All of the contract players were summoned
to make an appearance at this festive occasion.
As I walked through the door onto the sound stage, I noticed far
off in the left corner behind a curtain, there was an interesting
activity taking place. Cameramen were busy clicking away as the
affiliates were having their picture taken with the new young “Leo
the Lion.” Leo was the logo for MGM studios. Their films would open
with the magnificent Leo roaring, and then the title of the movie
would appear. Leo was known world wide. The older Leo was being
retired, and this youngster was making his debut at the luncheon.
Quite a public relations coup. I decided I wanted to have my picture
taken with him as well! I love cats. Actually, I love most animals
that I can think of. So I started over toward the corner of the
stage, and as I progressed, Dore Schary (who was the head of the
studio at that time) happened by, and I guess he saw the gleam in
my eye. He said, “Don’t you dare!” I smiled, and as he disappeared
in the crowd , I proceeded on my course. You see, I was young, like
Leo! The photographers greeted me happily, eager to get a shot of
an actress (we women were called actresses in those days, not actors,
though who ever heard of a doctress? Oh well.....that’s another
subject!) Leo was just gorgeous up close, and I couldn’t wait for
my turn to be next to such a fabulous creature. He was wonderful
with all the men who individually stood next to him for a picture
they would proudly take home. The trainer beamed from the sidelines.
Finally, it was my turn, and I eagerly sat on the stool, introduced
myself to Leo, and the cameras started to click. But strangely something
happened to Leo’s demeanor. He began to make little odd guttural sounds,
similar to those heard at the zoo when the big cats know it’s near
dinner time! Quite suddenly I was enveloped by the hot pungent smell
of large cat’s breath, and for some reason Leo’s teeth were resting
on either side of my head along my temples! I sat stone still! The
cameramen stood stone still! A couple of weeks before this I had done
a layout with two Bengal tigers. During that shoot, I had turned my
back, and one of the cats lunged for me. The trainer interceded and
then gave me a lecture. He told me never to turn my back on a large
cat, and if I were ever in a situation where a cat grabbed me with
his mouth or his claws, to stay perfectly still. He explained that
big cats were just like domestic cats. If you pull away, they dig
in deeper. ‘Glad he told me! Here was the test. I could hear Leo’s
trainer, as if in an echo chamber, in a sort of a sing song voice
crooning, “Nice boy, nice boy........let go, let go.” Leo was taking
his own sweet time. I think he was trying to get the point across
that he was tired of this photo sitting (or in his case, standing).
He had center stage. He licked the top of my head with his rough tongue.
He dawdled and grunted. Then very slowly he opened his mouth and moved
his head toward my right ear, caressing my hair with his tongue and
flipping it this way and that! He continued his strange sounds as
his breath still invaded my nostrils. Continuing the ritual of grooming
my hair, he finally reached my ear and his sandpaper tongue lapped
at it. It tickled! One of the photographers couldn’t resist grabbing
a shot at that point. Lucky for all of us that the flash didn’t upset
Leo! He lingered at my ear for a torturous moment, as the trainer
continued to intone,“Nice boy..nice boy.” Finally, he retreated! The
breath and vocalizing were gone at last, and the trainer decided,
quite wisely I thought, that the photo session was over for that day!
I was amazed when I saw the picture of us later to see that I
was laughing. ‘Probably just as well, because they say that an animal
can sense fear. I guess I just didn’t have time for fear.
Some months later the picture was used for an ad in Variety magazine.
A full page of Leo and me that said, “Leo tells Anne Francis about
the new pictures to come at MGM.” Sure!!!!!!!!!!!!! Dore Schary
never said a word to me about my disobedience. I really appreciated
that.
So, I used the picture for the month of March in my calendar along
with a poem I wrote to go with it, the title of which is, “Lend
an Ear”......
Oh Leo Dear
Your roars I fear
Are merely just a sham.
If you must bluster
Then watch out Buster.
By month’s end
You’re a lamb!
When I was a kid, they used to say, “If March comes in like a lion,
it will go out like a lamb.” Well, it sure has been windy here in
the desert, so I’m looking forward to a lovely calm April.
Go Well, |

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